One day I walked into my house and saw this giant black stain right in the entrance hallway. Worse the stained glass windows were creating these incredible free stain glass patterns with it, which of course enhanced the wonderful black patterns to the stain. I’ve never seen such diversity created by stained glass art. I just stood there in awe of the biggest blackest stain I had ever seen! Of course the first thing I had to do was call out to my daughter and demand to know what had happened. "Well mom." she said,” I was just walking through to the dining room with my paints and inks. Remember you said that the only place I could paint was at the table, so really it's your fault. But anyway, I was walking, and whoosh! Would you believe a big wind blew out of nowhere mom, and I mean no where, and knocked the ink right out of my hand." I looked at her like: do you really expect me to believe that story. She continued to tell me how she immediately went to the computer and looked up ways on how to clean ink stains and tried some of the tips there. "But mom it just got worse, can you believe it! Nothing they say to do there worked! I really tried mom." I put my hand to my head and groaned, "Oh my God!" But that wasn't the end of it. She continued to tell me how then she went to the kitchen cabinet and took out the carpet stain remover and followed directions on carpet stain removal. How when she sprayed it in and tried to brush it out, the stain just spread further. " But you know mom, it's your fault because you told me that the only place I could paint was at the table, If I had stayed in my room this wouldn't have happened" she said. I was so stunned I just couldn't give her an answer to that. I just walked right into the kitchen and called to have the carpet replaced before my husband got back from his business trip. Needless to say the paints have disappeared to the garage. Let's see what she comes up with there. I’m positive she can’t hurt the exterior stain on the house... or could she?